You may think from the title that I have nothing to say. Not so.
I bought a long-sleeved red cotton sweater at the Church Thrift a week or so ago. I liked it very much. It had a white stripe down each sleeve and the words, in white, No Comment, over the heart area. I don't think your heart goes that far to the left so let's just say it was at the top of my left breast, for clarity. Anyway, I enjoyed wearing that shirt and hoped I could point to the No Comment words, should the occasion arise.
The occasion arose sooner than I may have wished. I was shopping up at Parkgate at the Safeway store. I was carrying a small bag with a couple of potatoes and a carton of milk. I'm up there most days so I don't have to buy much at any given time. Anyway, as I was strolling towards my car, an older man stopped me and enquired if I would.....and I won't repeat what he said in case children read this blog. What he wanted me to do would certainly be inappropriate in the Safeway parking lot and indeed even in a dark alley. I pointed to my No Comment words on my shirt because I had no desire to discuss his demands with him. He peered at me and asked why I was pointing to my breast. Wouldn't you know a pervert like that would have poor vision. Just my luck. I told him it said Fuck Off and he said why didn't you say so in the first place. He wandered away.
Proceeding with the No Comment scenario, I have no comments on my new blog. My nephew's wife, Kim, (I guess she would be called my niece-in-law if I didn't want to call her Kim) emailed me the other day to say she enjoyed my blog very much, tried to make a comment on one of the postings, but had no success. I told her I would try to fix that, or at least ask Paul if he could do it. I also told her I have no problem with bad comments or good comments and related a story from years ago when a fellow at the SeaBus terminal called me a bitch, for a reason I can no longer remember. Anyway, I thanked him because no one had ever called me a bitch before. He looked alarmed as he stalked off, presumably thinking I had mental issues.
In closing, comment s'il vous plait.
Hi Jackie - your blog is hilarious! I’m really enjoying it. It deserves a lot more comments than just this one that’s for sure.
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