"Good morning, Bum. I don't like the title. It sounds like we are croaking--- and soon."
"No one knows how long they have on this earthly plane. Your last minute could be today, or tomorrow, or next week, or years in the future. The only thing I know for sure is that when I go, you go, amigo."
"Enough with the rhyming, Bum. I suppose I will be subjected to that stuff, page by page of that book you're reading because Paul has a book for everything."
"Paul reminds me of that old TV show back in the day where the character, a detective as I recall, always said book 'em Dano."
"How much of that book have you read Bum?"
"About two pages so far Bear."
"That's not enough to bore me with, and that's a good thing."
"It may bore you, dear Bear, but after I read a bit on page 2 of that book about letting your thoughts run free, I drafted another poem, one for Paul because it's his birthday."
"That's great, Bum. My apologies for knocking the book. If it can inspire you, it can't be all bad. Will you read Paul's poem to me?"
"Sure, here it is."
Here's to you Paul
You seem to have it all.
You were lucky to win
A wife called Kim.
She's the cutest little trick
And you were smart to pick
Her for your wife.
You have a good life.
Writing is something that makes you happy
Your essays, your stories, your books are not yappy
They're clear and concise
And never never say things twice.
So here's to you Paul
You have it all.
"I like it Bum. He's a lucky guy. What did he think of it?"
"I haven't heard from Paul about either my birthday wishes or my poem."
"As we know, he's slow," said Bear, and then added, "Now I'm starting to rhyme."
"We'd best get on with Paul's Final Thoughts in his analysis of our story. I'll be glad when that's over so I can file it in my complete file."
"What's your complete file, Bum?"
"I have a red binder to store my completed chapters, i.e. the ones that have been edited. So, I thought I'd file Paul's Analysis Report in that binder when it's complete."
"Sounds sensible," said Bear. "What were his Final Thoughts?"
"He said, and I quote....
You talk about your sadness at losing contact with your characters Bear and Gordon, but you know, I don't think you necessarily have to lose contact with them. This is not an idea that necessarily has to come to an end.
One thought is that you could continue on with the Janey--Bear relationship in, say, a weekly blog. That's the kind of thing that could attract a following.
Another thought is that the story could continue on in further books. You would need to find new things for the stories to be about, but if you could do that, then you would be able to go on. One idea might be to have Bear introduce a puppy, and then, if Bear kicks the bucket, you could continue on with the new puppy character.
You may not want to do any of these things, but they are possibilities if you did want to carry on with these characters."
"We've got our blog, Bum, so that part's OK. I enjoy it very much. as you do. However, all that crap about a puppy and yours truly kicking the bucket, I do not like."
"I knew you wouldn't. I was almost afraid to read it to you."
"I'm glad we've finished analyzing Paul's Analysis and we can move on to more interesting subjects, Bum."
"I'm glad too, Bear, and it has been fun. Before we leave it, I would like to tell you that you will always be with me in my heart and in my spirit. You are my very best friend."
"Thank you Bum. Ditto."
"The next time we meet Bear, I will tell you all about my BIG doll. So far, I have finished two hands, not attached yet, that are lying at the end of my bed. On my desk, I have the fixings for a couple of ears, ruby red lips, and a nose. I told my sister the other day that anyone looking at this stuff in my room might think I'm a bit of a flake."
"What did she say to that, Bum?"
" She said, what do you mean a bit?"
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